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1d) In which they all try to have a meal

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(A big dining room table.  Breakfast - eggs and sausage and hash browns and orange juice and grapefruit slices.  PRINCESS DIANA and BEAN sit across from one another.  Between them are: KURT COBAIN, SHIRLEY TEMPLE, NINA SIMONE, BARNEY - THE PURPLE DINOSAUR, SELENA, and THE VICTIMS OF THE SINKING OF THE LUSITANIA.  Long silence.  Forks scraping against plates.  A cough here and there.  Long silence.  BEAN glares at PRINCESS DIANA.  PRINCESS DIANA is busy stabbing at the last few bites of omelet.  BEAN glares and glares.  Finally, PRINCESS DIANA looks up.  Their eyes meet.  PRINCESS DIANA smiles sheepishly.  )

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BEAN

Fuck you--

(Smash into: 2)