5) In which Mom welcomes the guests at her son's wedding

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(SY and BEAN dance in the background.  They swing around and around and around and...) 

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MOM

You all enjoying yourself?  Good.  Good. 

No, the crab actually came from Jenson’s. 

Have you been there yet?  Oh my god. 

I wouldn’t call it.  Nice.  It’s not nice.

But the fish is always fresh.  Always.  Clean. 
You know how much that matters to me.

No, you have to try it.  You have to—

Okay.  Well.

HI!  You enjoying yourself?  Why aren’t you—

No, the bar is free, honey.

Go get a drink. 

I won’t be happy until you get a drink.

It’s not a party until you get a drink. 

So.  No, I can get it for you.

What do you want?

A wine spritzer?  Yeah – that’s no problem.

I’ll head right—

Oh, hold on a second, sweetheart. 

Bean’s parents just got here, I have to say hello.

HI!  Oh my.  Goodness.

Can you believe it?  Hi.

No, no.  Just one kiss on the cheek.

I mean, we could do two, but we don’t have—

Aren’t you so thrilled?

I couldn’t be happier. 

The minute I saw him up there, I started crying.

Ask Peter.  He—

He was here a second ago.  Ask him.

Well, anyways. I was a wreck and my eyeliner was running and—

It really is such a joyful day.

I imagine…you folks don’t quite get the same…

Well, I just mean, this is a luxurious day.  You must feel so lucky.

So lucky.

Oh please.  It’s no problem.  Enjoy. 

We want you to enjoy.  Enjoy yourself.

No, no, no.  Enjoy.

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(Smash into: 6)